wificrisis:

why do people say no offense when they’re about to offend you

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barack-obottm:

when your science teacher hands you back a bad test grade

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phobias:

do you ever just wanna sleep for like 3 years 

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armadillo:

WHERE DO ACCENTS GO WHEN PEOPLE SING 

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123jaclyn321:

zurashisu:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

thediamondthatlived:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

I don’t know. What?

a condescending con descending.

get out

That was beautiful

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